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From Episode 5
Pinky: beautiful listen to it let it take you to a place where I don’t know you get murdered and thrown in a ditch, and someone pee’s on you.
Rusty: and Black Phillip comes and laughs at you he’s cute though.
Pinky: and then they pee on you again and maybe someone finds you several weeks later because you smell like a bad burrito.
Rusty: and then you end up being on one of the shelves like a creepy Bahama doll.
Pinky: hi guys this is pinky and this is rusty and this is The Pinklatex Show!
I think it’s episode 5
Rusty: it’s 5 (in a grumpy horrifying voice)
Pinky: 18 plus if you’re not 18 leave please! Cuz I don’t want to get in trouble. I don’t want any you know strongly worded letters from Karen telling me that son has been ruined by
the ideas and thoughts of rusty and her 1.5 ness.
(Pinky laughs… deep voice says ) WTF? I just watched that drip right over your nipple.
Also we have new gear this week so it’s picking up my breathing and I sound like Darth Vader I can hear my breathing that’s fucking horrible. I can hear my own spit so it feels ASMR. Here you want to listen to my cat eat (strange noises, like a cat licking the microphone). I’m so sorry for your ears well that.
Rusty: sounds like other things to.
Pinky: Gross. You’re disgusting. I’m not used to this it’s weird because I’m looking directly at Rusty this week I don’t have a computer screen right in front of me (BURPS) I didn’t eat two filet mignon , this week…oh my god that stinks though, smells like subs
Rusty :(sings) isn’t she lovely isn’t she one wonderful